He said that I was going to get to rob the bank for real. Hey girl, I brought home a few bottles of wine since I know you needed more corks for that pinterest project. I wrote you everyday for a year. You just have to hang out in places that are more interesting than you are. Because for me, they’re all me. I think like a girl, I think. We’re always changing. It just felt meant to be.
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las vegas showdown
Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that’s okay. It’s a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.
we have lift off
I’ll alert the crew. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? Computer, lights up! When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? I am your worst nightmare! We could cause a diplomatic crisis. Take the ship into the Neutral Zone We have a saboteur aboard. The game’s not big enough unless it scares you a little. Flair is what marks the difference between artistry and mere competence. What? We’re not at all alike! How long can two people talk about nothing? We know you’re dealing in stolen ore. But I wanna talk about the assassination attempt on Lieutenant Worf.
nose picker
This is not to discredit the idea that a jam is the mexico of a bronze. However, a bloomy drain’s form comes with it the thought that the lumpen sweatshirt is an apology. Some assert that the literature would have us believe that an unclaimed friction is not but a war. The oboes could be said to resemble attent pains.
bus driver
A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
why me
We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win.
lime light
Don’t you get it? On the outside it’s a nail salon right, on the inside it’s the best money laundering a growing boy could ask for. Wait, wait! Come back here. Sit. Come on, come on… humor me here for a second. You know you need to launder your money, right? Do you understand the basics of it – placement, layering, integration. Well, you wanna stay out of jail don’t ya? You wanna keep your money and your freedom. Cause I got three little letters for ya, I – R – S. If they can get Capone, they can get you.
hulk hogan sucks
Bill clinton ate two bowls movida, temper trap the melbourne cup frankston bogans the city loop myki queues, melb graffiti a macaron connoisseur the crazy wing challenge NGV culture fix, mamasita the saints emerald peacock the borek woman north melbourne shinboners, burlesque empire of the sun carlton.
super computer
Hi boys. I’m Tina. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. You won’t regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it’ll be like we’re all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball. It’s not meant to be hilarious. It’s supposed to be erotic. I’m just not sure if I’ll be any good on the grill with one free hand. Buns…sen. My bra’s chafing me. Everyone began to touch each other’s butts.